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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift Flask

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Fire Alarm Pull Station Stainless Steel Hip Flask – 8 oz Emergency Humor Gift FlaskBreak Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary. The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when its time to pull the lever. Designed for those whove heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face. Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food grade,

Break Glass Only When Absolutely Necessary.

The Fire Alarm Pull Station flask is a perfectly unhinged tribute to stress, sarcasm, and knowing exactly when it’s time to pull the lever. Designed for those who’ve heard the alarms, answered the calls, and earned the right to laugh about it, this stainless steel hip flask delivers inside humor with a straight face.

Designed in the USA and handmade in Missouri, this 8 oz hip flask is crafted from food-grade, lead-free stainless steel and finished with a durable, alcohol-proof vinyl label protected by a UV coating. Slim, rugged, and easy to carry, it’s ideal for off-duty moments, shift gifts, station laughs, or anyone who knows how quickly things escalate.

Each flask arrives in a clean, gift-ready box, making it a perfect gift for firefighters, EMTs, paramedics, dispatchers, first responders, or anyone who lives life one alarm at a time.

Pro Tip: Add a funnel to your order for easy, mess-free filling — because false alarms are bad enough without spills.
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Key Features

  • 8 oz stainless steel hip flask

  • Food-grade stainless steel (lead free)

  • Attached screw-on cap to prevent leaks or loss

  • Alcohol-proof vinyl label with UV protective coating

  • Dishwasher safe

  • Compact, travel-friendly design

  • Gift-ready packaging included

Dimensions & Capacity

Dimensions: 3.75” × 5.75”
Capacity: 8 oz (237 ml)

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Jennifer Dumond
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 1
We threw it away
Color: Grey
This thing cannot stand on its own, the side bars bend since it is not sturdy enough to handle the material screens. After assembly, I was so mad at it, the pleasure of crushing it was better than returning it. I tryed to think of other ways to use it, but could not… i kept the screens, they are the strongest part of this thing. Very disappointing
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Reviewed in the United States on August 31, 2024
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SM Gibbons
Boise, US
★★★★★ 3
Works well
Color: Beige
Does the trick for privacy and some noise blockage. This takes two people to put together. The construction make it easy to assemble, but makes it just as easy to come apart on its own.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2025
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Sami 🛒
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Rustic Wall Shelves That Just Work
Size: 17inch, Color: Black
I bought these six floating shelves to add some storage and a cohesive look to a few walls around the house. The set has a rustic real wood vibe with an industrial edge, and the black finish keeps things feeling clean and understated. It turned out to be a practical way to create space without committing to a bulky cabinet, and I appreciated having multiple pieces to arrange in different rooms. Installation was straightforward. The package includes 12 brackets, wall anchors and screws, plus clear directions, so I could get them up without much hassle. It takes about eight minutes to mount each shelf, and the hardware feels solid. The shelves can hold around 20 pounds each, which is plenty for everyday items like books, a plant, an alarm clock, or framed photos. In use, the look is exactly what I wanted: sturdy, simple, and able to blend with existing decor across the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, and living room. The real wood surface and the exposed metal brackets give a cohesive, rustic vibe that elevates plain walls and makes it easy to rotate items in and out. One small note is that the boards are 17 inches long and about an inch thick, so planning spacing and wall space matters a bit. The brackets being visible is part of the look, not a flaw, but it means accurate mounting is important. Overall I am very pleased with the set and it earns a solid five stars.
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Carolyn Flory
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great shelves
Size: 17inch, Color: Light Walnut, Size: 17inch, Color: Light Walnut
I love how these look in the nook in my bathroom. I needed 6 inch shelves and this was way easier than ripping 8 inch from the hardware store
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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026
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Cynthia perez
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Great
Size: 36inch, Color: Light Walnut, Size: 36inch, Color: Light Walnut
Got the job done very light weight but durable great condition installation was super easy
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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